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Friday, December 24th 2010

3:25 PM

Look, up in the sky! It's the Christmas Pineapple! [Bigeyes]

  • Mood:
  • Music: Björk Guðmundsdóttir (just because I love spelling that name؟)
  • Reading: Sourcery by Terry Pratchett
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY!!!




YAY! It's Almost CHRISTMASSSS!!!!!!! Wooo!!! 
And I've been eating lots of sweet sugary goodness (and yes, Christmas Pineapple too  which is also sweet sugary goodness but with negative calories, apparently). 

The cats also seem to be enjoying Christmas, and sitting under the Xmas Tree and eating Chicken and playing out in the snow (and stealing all my blankets! ). Also, they make very nice hats. Very cosy. 


Bleh, revision sucks though, and I get distracted way to easily (can you seen how quickly I changed topics and this is while I'm not revising).
And now whenever I'm writing things I sometimes write in mathematical proof shorthand which is just silly!  (Yet occasionally useful and entertaining).

eg. ∵ I like π I ∴ win d the fact that I don't like π.
 It's true you know, I just proved it mathematically. 
(and if you could read that and it made sense you lose, epically, at life)

Also, did you know there's a punctuation mark to indicate sarcasm? See if you can find it hidden somewhere among this post. 



Anyhows/ways/whos......

I JUST READ THIS REALLLY AWESOME BOOK THE OTHER DAY! It's going straight to the top of my (figurative) favourite list. In fact it's so awesome I won't tell you what it is I'll just leave it to this video:



Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Hopefully I'll be reading the next one by tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!! (CHRISTMAS! YAY!)
Besides the slightly annoying & obnoxious voice over, you've got to love the end: Do you oil your war machines or do you feed them? It certainly beats Vampirates' The Stakes have Risen because only Buffy is aloud to make horrible vampire related puns like that and get away with it (and no, I certainly haven't deserted my beloved Vampirate fandom [!!!! The very thought!!!!] I'm just making a point [and yet another horrible pun])

And moving swiftly on....


I'm tempted to put 'Sex over the Phone' by the Village People (yes, the people who did YMCA, Macho Man, In the Navy, etc) since it's terribly catchy (and I mean that terribly in both scenes of the word) but I won't, I'll just leave it to Google if you really want to see it. So instead I'll leaving with one final (Xmas-y!) song:

(which, for whatever reason is grumpy and won't let my post so I'll leave you a link instead - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPLgYLvAyp4

Bye-bye,
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Monday, November 29th 2010

11:34 PM

Here I am!

  • Mood: Chipper
  • Music: Regina Spektor
  • Reading: Mortal Engines, MEDUSA: The Set Up & and far too many A-Level Revision Notes
And after another long wait between blog posts, I've finally updated. Huzzah! 
So what have I been doing these past few months? 
Well...

It all began with on a dark and stormy night.... * Cue rolling thunder*

I was walking through the woods, alone, when I saw a thing hiding in between the branches...


I screamed, in pure terror, as the thing opened it's horrible ghastly  mouth as if was going to swallow me whole. 
And that when I realised.... I was looking into a mirror without glasses on.   Opps.

Anyway, after that terrifying ordeal I continued on my way through the deep dark woods. Where I stumbled across a mighty beast. 


Horrifying I know. I call him "Wiggles" (actually his names Moses, but I have this theory you see...)
He is (in the words of my own mother), "Pure evil covered in fluff"

I just barely escaped with my life. But thankfully I was able to continue on with my journey onto NaNoLand (a land of wonder and joy and joyness...and madness of course, don't forget the madness)


(PS. Ignore the above please - I ended up destroying the universe and rebuilding it because of the above. Atoms have the cheesiest pick-up lines, you know)

While there, through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way to the Goblins' Summer home beyond the really scary woods mentioned above to take back the something or other you stole, whatever, it's not really important.  



Then some other stuff happened and my fairy godmother appeared, and gave me a magical pumpkin-dragon (yeah were not sure how that one happened either)...


...to ride to the wonderful, magical, shiny ball...


Where I met the prince(?) of my(?) dreams(!?!?!) 


Of course, once I found the Holy Grail, I became rich and didn't need to marry some prince(?!) for his(?) money(!) and so called off the engagement at once.
 

And so everyone lived happily ever after. And so now you know what I've been up to for the 3 months or so.

But seriously, this probably just proves what kind of deranged  childhood I had. 
De-winging flies is for armatures.

  

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Thursday, August 19th 2010

1:48 AM

The Queen of Spoons is back!

  • Mood: Hungry oddly enough even though it's 1h48am
  • Music: Coldplay
  • Reading: Empire of Night (again!), Storm Glass, A School for Sourcery (again), Radiant Shadows, The Witching Hour

It's been almost a year since I last updated!
-- Which of couse just brought 2 songs to my mind right away: Dido's "All You Want" (It's been 3 years one night apart) versus Sinead O'Connor's "Nothing Compares 2 U" (It's been 7 hours and 15 days since you took your love away) who wins? You decide!

Anyway it's been almost a year - and judging by the above I haven't really changed that much.
But seriously October 12th '09 seems like such a long time ago (which was not just helped by my sudden burst of panic as I wrote this then though - wait "09"! But that's more than a year ago because it's 2011! And then I thankfully realised what was wrong with that statement). Anyways, while it dosen't seem like I've changed very much (yep, I still use the word 'anyways' a lot and use lots of brackets ) everything else certainly has; so much in fact, I want to make a list:

In October '09, I...

  • Was a High School Student
  • Had terrible looking and painful pre-operation toes
  • Had not read Vampirates: Empire of Night  by Justin Somper (or numerous other books)
  • Had not yet experianced the TRUE  horros of coursework (Sure, I'd done plenty before, but not a years worth in 2 weeks!)
  • Hadn't done by Silver DofE
  • Had never seen Apollo the Lizard Killer or the Planaterium
  • Was living a happy existance without (regular) headaches
  • Was idiotic

Since then, I...

  • Finished my GCSEs!!!!!
  • Have turned 16
  • Have Completed my Silver DofE. And have become a Young Volunteer to help Special Needs Young People complete their DofE.
  • Have read lots of books!!!!!!!!!!  
  • Went to America!!!
  • Went to Spain!!! (On an international Youth Confinence)
  • Went to Prom!!!
  • Went to the Mayor's Ball (and saw the ceramony as she was sworn into office)
  • Have found my new safe harbour in liverpool museum, where I saw Apollo the lizard killer, and am now waiting for the god's to smite me and zotty.
  • Have had my toes operated on!
  • Have been to the doctor's way to many times.
  • Have become even more idiotic
  • Have had romantic problems which is just:  because really, I mean come on! Romance? Because Me +  = this. I'm not even sure it's legal to use my full name and the word 'romance' in a sentance.
  • Have had so many more ideas to write!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Have done so much more, that I can't even think of!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time for a video to sum that all up, I supose:

Yep. That pretty much says it all.


Anyhows.... [ah! See I am trying to be differnt I said 'anyhows' not 'anyways and I'm using square brackets]

I think I shall start wrting more sensless rants on this blog, I miss propper ranting? What do you guys think?

*Ms M's imaginary audiance cheers in approval*

Well, then since you guys are asking for it...


Miss Melancholy's (extreamlly short and biased) Rant on 3D Movies

Okay, must people nowadays in the UK or USA, have seen at least one 3D movie if not more. In fact, I went to see 2 so far this year (Avatar & Alice in Wonderland - which is an wonder in it's self because I bearly ever go to the cinema); and I really like the overall concept - things pop up at you, it's 3-dimentional, more realistic, etc. And even better, one day we might be cable to take this to the next level, 3D computers and handhelds and then maybe even holograms! Which is just think is such an irresistable oppritunity, but the real fact of the matter is no matter how wonderful this might be I can not bloomin' see 3D!
Yes, okay, now you see my problem (darn, it was so temping to put a pun there, but I must resist. I'm not happy, see this is my grumpy face: ). I actually use one eye a lot more than the other (I think it was something like 70% of my 'sight' (the image in you brain is your sight - you see things with your brain not you eyes) comes from my left eyes and the rest from my right. This means I have very little depth perception; and not enough to be able to enjoy 3D movies or 3D posters or 3D pictures or any of that other stuff (we'll techniclly speaking I can see 3D but it has to be very clear and very big). My aunt has a similar problem but to a worse extent; she's blind in one eye so she will never be able to see 3D (since you need 2 eyes - remember when you need 3D glasses with 1 red lense and 1 green to watch movies?).
The other annoying things about it is:
1) It's expensive - doublly annoying since the only extra thing I get out of it is a headache which is my next point-
2) It's painful
3) For a lot of movies now 3D is just a last minute thing thrown in - they wen't made to be 3D. They don't look righ even if you can see them.

Anyway that's about it I think....


*Single audiance member boos, eveyone else has left*

We'll maybe you shouldn't have asked for a rant then, should ya?!

*Last auduance member also gets up and leaves.

Wait! Where has eveyone gone? Where is my audiance?!

*Ms M is left alone on stage*

Hello? Hellooo....?

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Monday, October 12th 2009

9:37 PM

So what if I'm not the sharpest spoon in the drawer?

  • Mood:
  • Music: Panic! at the Disco
  • Reading: The Kite Runner, Ink Exchange

Have you ever seen a movie or read a book where this wise, old, sage-like character tells this really long story about something that happened tells a childhood story and all the other characters think it's just a bunch of worthless nonscence from a crazy old kook but then something happens and the main character realises that the story was full of metaphores and sybolism and use their knewly aquired knowledge to come to some vital desistion and then goon to save the world? Anyway, this is one of the those stories:

"If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice."
(written by Jack Handey http://www.brainofbrian.com/philosophies3.html)

Eye opening isin't it?


Bubble's Supper-Dopper Magical Quiz:

A) Yes, that was very eye opening
B) errr...I'm sure I figure it out in time
C) WTF!
D) No seriously, WTF!!!!!!!! Why have you just added a studpid random quiz here?!?!?!?!?!
Z) CHICKEN DIPPERS!!!!


Anyway on a more serious note (also from http://www.brainofbrian.com/philosophies3.html) you really shouldn't laugh when you see an old lady who slips and falls on the street, because what if you were an ant and she feel on you? How would you feel then?

Anywhooo.....I recon I should stat posting some lists on here lists on always fun....I think I might post on for my next bloggy post, but what it will be on no one knows (exept me, who does know).

But for anyone who's ever seen "The Number 23" you need to watch this (and watch it anyway, even if you haven't seen it):


A) Do they really all add up to 47?
B) I don't get it
C) LOL
D) I refuse to watch such a stupid video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Z) I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, regarding my last post...I managed to find a new background. it looks EXACTLY like my old background but it's brand new. I swear!!!

And I can not wait for NANOWRIMO, it's going to be so AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

Hehe...I think this blog has been a lot crazier than usual. I sould probably wind it up early. Even though I have a very important topic to talk about, I'll just save it for next time....
But before I go I think two more question are in order (plus the results of course):


What do you think of this blog???

A) It was very inspiring
B) This post was a lot more insane then usual
C) It's awesome!
D) WORDS CAN NOT EXPRESS THE ANGER I FEEL WHEN READING THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!!
Z)  The dog ate my homework

And what expresion sums up how your feeling:

A)
B)
C)
D)
Z)


RESULTS:

If you got mostly A's:
You'll proably need to see a psychiatrist, just show them this blog and I'm sure they'll be able to prescribe something to help control those nightmares.

If you got mostly B's
I'm sorry to be the barerer os such bad news, but it has to be said. The results have come in and you appear to be sane. I'm sorry.

If you got mostly C's
HI EMMA!!!!!
(If your name is not Emma then Contradulations you just won an invisible/mute goat!!! It will arive in your letterbox in 2-3 working days).

If you got mostly D's 
Jeez, I know your angry but there's no need for such execive puncuation, now is there?

If you got mostly Z's 
Ah, you are clealy a deeply intellectual indiviual, a logian, and a hero among men. You will go far.

If you got a mixture of answers
I belive you should go eat a grilled cheese sandwitch. Right Nw. Your life may depend on it! Unless you are allergic to cheese/lactose intolerent/vegan/etc. In which case, whatever you do, DO NOT EAT THAT SANDWITCH!!!!

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Thursday, September 3rd 2009

12:00 AM

Wait...let me just check my pulse....Nope! I'm not dead!

  • Mood: Like I just ate chocolate - Oh wait, I did!
  • Music: Goldfrapp
  • Reading: Nanny Ogg's Cookbook
Haha! Nope, like the title said, I'm not dead! Despite sooooo many things that have been happening!!!!!! But I really can't be bothered to list all of them because I'm pretty sure my head would implode, and the most exciting thing of all I'm not even telling people (with a few exeptions), in fact, the only way I really could describe it is: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" since it's far to exciting to put into words.

Anyway I haven't been posting for a number of reasons; the main one being my computer freezes half the time I copy and paste things, which is super annoying.  Another reason is because I've been uber (  I hate that word - it just dosen't sound right) busy and, of course, just down to plain lazieness....

Anyway time for a song I think:

I think I might have posted this one before but it's such an awesome song!

But now, today is a very sad day indeed. For today is the day we say goodbye to the blinding checkerboard background which once made this blog a very excrushiating, yet striking, place to read my rambalings. But as one door closes another one most open and we most welcome a new background to host this er...delightful  blog on (once I find one of course )

Wow. I should be a eugoogolizer (see this video for more information: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SKrGSW_zqU - it's at 54 seconds, I belive).

And since I'm feeling particulary deep at the moment I should quote something, since Emma quoted Shakespeare in her last post. I think I'll go for...."Take your aesthete's; taste purer things; kill them swiftly, if you will, but do it. For do not doubt: you are a killer"  *
Or even better yet the quote I had stuck in my head all of yesterday, "They know about us. They watch us dine on empty plates and drink from empty glasses." *

See! I can be deep!
....
What, you actaully wanted something meaningful? Pft! I rarely read meaningful things (or meaningful things that aren't written by Anne Rice).
....
Oh, fine! I'll find something meaningful!
....
Que Sera Sera. There. I'm done.
Oh, what? I supose you wanted it in English too! Well to bad**#

Okay, I really aught to stop talking to myself now.
Maybe it's time for some more music (and of course the music isn't to distract you from whatever it is I'm writing, what an outlandish nototion!):

Oh, I do love Adam and the Ants, so, and they have much better music than some of the junk people come up with today. (Rap = )

Anyway I supose I should be writing now....I've only got 4(!) more chapter to go on Thanks for the Memories, and the last 3 are very sad...I'll have to listen to some sad stuff before I right it, like this which I watched a little why ago and now everytime I here the song I think it's sad (even though it's not really it's just the show that is - also this paragraph makes no sense):

But before I go:
I'd like to say to everyone who reads this: Thanks, you guys rock! (Also, feel free to leave me a message so I know who all you guys are, if I don't already).
And on a more personal note: Jake, I do have twitter (the links up in the cornor of this page, under links) and your language is probably better than mine (and congrats on the book, btw).

Oh and by the way, you can now subscribe to this thing: theres a place to enter your email on right hand side of the screen.

Ta-ta for now!

* Both quotes from the movie, Interview with the Vampire.
** One of these videos holds the answer anyway.

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Friday, May 8th 2009

11:15 PM

Chuffed to Bits (aka High on Catnip)

  • Mood: Chuffed
  • Music: Vanessa Carlton
  • Reading: The Other Boleyn Girl / The Vampire Armand / The Feast of all Saints / The Magicians Apprentice / Skulduggery Series / Demonata Series

I never thougthI'd use the word 'chuffed' is such an eccentric word to me. But it's the only word that seems to describe how I'm feeling right now...      (...Okay that was a bit of a lie: pleased, happy, delighted, thrilled or gratified would have done as well).

Why?
Because.

Jacob  (who's owns "the 69th most popular Comedian's Channel on Youtube") left a very very kind comment here which was very very sweet of him; which means a lot to me since he is a very talented person himself.
I also found people were recomending some of my FF on the Vagabond Forums which natually made me very happy.
And then there's always people leaving very nice reviews on FF which just make my day...

AND OMG WHERE HAS MY CRAZED OBSESSIVE PSCYOPATHEC EVIL OVERLORD SIDE GONE?!?!?!?!?

It's because I'm wearing lots of make-up isin't it? (It was even professionly done !) or maybe it was our english lesson on Wednessday; we had to write a bunch of touchy-feely stuff (must of mine sounded pretty deppressing actually).

But as long as I'm complementing people I might as well as mention Wikkid who is an absoutly rockin' person and just for her I'd like to say:

 WARNING: 
This blog is not spell-checked. Nor proof read or BETA'd.
It also contains large and unstable quantities of unrestrained hyperactivity,
A blinding background pattern,
And lost of super long, winding pointless posts, which change from topic to topic with no regard for the sanity of others.

The author of this blog is in no way proffesional and may in fact be slighly off- in-the-head, and therefore is in no way claiming resposibility for any damage caused by reading this blog (though she does send her most humble apoligies as well as a 'Get Well Soon' card and box of chocolates which seemed to have got lost in the post).

I know she mentioned a long while back I needed a warning of some sort (I can't remember exactlly what is was she said) so there it is.

I think it's time for a song, yes?

Which reminds me certain teacher ruined a certain song!
She played it in assembly and then in Maths and we could here her singing from down the corridor!
And maths that reminds me....Maths  Meg'll be the only one to get it. It was just so funny.

 J+R 4eva people!


You know what other subjects funny? Science. What are electrolytes? I don't know but they're exreamly awesome! What's Emma's real name? Emma , Hilarious!

Plus, you know what else makes me happy (besides Kool-aid)?
Creepy Writing! And Since it's the weekend I can stay up most of the night writing the nice fluffy-bunny corpse scences for FYH. I guess the only hard thing about it is thinking of a plot to fit all those corpses in....

I feel bad for the teachers who had to mark my coursework.

But you know whats annoying (besides all these rhetorical questions)?
I need 9 GCSE's to get into the Uni course I want and i'm only taking 8. I guess I'm just going to have to pretend my OCR National is the same thing and hope for the best (or I could go to a differnt school, of course). But I still have to get all of thse grades at a pass anyway. That means I'm actually going to have to try in school now... Damn.

Which brins up another intresting point. Hardly anyone will swear in my presence and if they do they almost always apoligise like a hundred times. It's very amusing actually. Beaucse every one thinks I'm a goody-two-shoes, but the phrase "it's always the quite ones" deffinetly applies in this case. And I do swear. When I write. In Spanish. Somethimes. Possibly....

Oh! And just before I go I'd like to mention; a while back Miss zotlot worked out (using the scientific methood of 'counting') my attention span to be a maximum of 27 seconds: TAKE THAT GOLDFISH!!!!!!!

 

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Sunday, April 19th 2009

7:23 PM

Yum Cereal: A Riddle Wrapped in a Mystery Inside an Enigma rolled into a Twinkie

  • Mood: < Because I don't think 'glowy' is an emotion
  • Music: Leona Lewis (No Wait! I can Explain!)
  • Reading: The Other Boleyn Girl, The Vampire Armand, The Feast of all Saints

Happy Saint Caedwalla’s day for tomorrow!

And if you’re wondering St. Caedwalla is the patron Saint of Serial Killers.

(Well St. Nicolas is the patron saint of Pawnbrokers…and as the BBC website said at least now we know where all those toys come from….And if that’s not strange enough you’ve got the Saint of “those falsely accused of Cannibalism” or the “Really Ugly” or “Television” and there’s 4 saints for “those rejected by Monks and Nuns” and 16 for Bachelors…)

And since tomorrow is the feast day of the Patron St. of Serial Killers, it’s a strange coincidence it also happens to be Hitler’s birthday….

And someone else’s too….

I wonder if it’s lame to wish myself a Happy Birthday…?

Anyway, moving on, this is pretty much how April's gone so far:

Friday the 3rd, Went to Paris it was GREAT (but a lousy place to find out you’re prone to panic attacks)
Monday the 6th, Came back to find out Ash had died.
Tuesday the 7th, Zoe’s Bday
Thursday the 9th, Visited the RSPCA to find some cats (We literally can not live in a house without cats).
Saturday the 11th, Painted Easter eggs and had a hunt for them the next morning (managed to find one hidden on the ceiling*) Also went back to RSPCA shelter (this time we told my Dad).
Sunday the 12th, Helena came round and we celebrated “Zombie Jesus Day” (Twilight Fans: Click Here). Chocoholics Anonymous, anyone?
Monday the 13th, Went to Wales. Kayleigh’s Bday.
Tuesday the 14th, Dad’s Bday
Friday the 17th, Got two new cats.
Sunday the 19th, Got back from Wales.

Busy month anyone? And don’t even speak to me about Script Frenzy *epicfailure*
But the months not over yet…and I do have my reasons for not winning…and at least zotlot’s doing great, so not all is lost.

ARGH, my minds gone completely blank I’ll have to update again soon ‘cause I know I’m forgetting something…(Don’t worry I can update next week…I’ve only got exams…it’s not like I’m actually busy )
Which reminds me I’ve got homework…

Anyway:

PRESENTING:
MEG & FUDGE:
The Newest Members of my Family.

Oh I just remembered a bunch of things now! (That was going to be the end of my post):

I finished Memnoch the Devil!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Onto the Vampire Armand!
I'm also reading another book by Anne Rice called 'The Feast of all Saint's' (and no it's nothing to do with the begining of this post)
Memnoch got a bit deep and some points (actually all Anne Rice's books are deep which is why it takes me forever to read them, being shallow) but a few phrases I just found really cool/wierd:

" 'War is magnificent to Him, and disease is like the color purple in His eyes, and self-sacrifice seems to Him a personal magnification of His Glory!' "

Okay, I know it's just going to be a really famous phrase or something, but honesly, Purple, why?

Anyway, Onto the 'Music' bit:
I don't really like Leona Lewis that much (don't get me wrong, she's a good singer it just gets on my nervous when her music's played over and over and over again).**
But anyway when we were driving home from Wales, listening to Radio One (I'd noramally listen to Dune or Rock FM*** but whatever) and this song came on and the chorus was really nice. And the voice in my head went, 'Right remember the lyrics because the presenter isn't going to say the name of the song'
So I memoried the lyrics.
Then 5 minutes later I forgot them.
But then about 20 minutes ago I remembered some of the chorus ("Light up, Light up")
So then I googled it.
And up came Snow Patrol****
And as soon as I saw the words "Snow Patrol" I thought, "But they're male!" (I had been listening to a female singer).
Then my mind went blank.
And then a little voice in my head just said, "It's sung by Leona Lewis isin't it"
And a second voice just went, "Yep" in his smug little way. *****
Well, I forgot what my point was so here's the song:

Anyway, me and zotlot our working on the best story ever, it's going to rock! (THE FORTH WALL WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!!!) Ninja Squirrels and talking toasters galore!

Okay, I think that's my cue to go now.


 

*Well technically it was stuck to a lamp which hung from the ceiling…Keeping in mind I live in aone of those tall Victorian houses.
** Popular things suck, (What was it again? We go to parties just so we can ruin them? Argh, I forgot)
*** If Rock FM actually played Rock Music
**** And Strangely enough I had been listening to that song with Helena the week before
***** The men in white coats would just like me to tell you, "Don't bother calling; we alreay know"

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Sunday, March 29th 2009

12:12 PM

How to Fly: Throw Yourself at the Ground and Miss

  • Mood: Smiley
  • Music: Fall Out Boy
  • Reading: Ophelia / Memnoch the Devil / Chosen / The Other Boleyn Girl / Jaqueline Wilson Collection
Woooo! The Frenzy Starts in just 2 days!!!

It's gonna rock!!!!!!!
And of course, there's Paris and half-term to look forward to and Easer.
So April's looking like a good month, exept for the mock exams...and the real exams...
And my Birthday...which is good and bad.

Good: It's my Birthday what's not to like.
Bad: Creepy Gifts & the fact that it's on the first day we go back to school.

Oh yeah, creepy gifts....
Try imagining this dress:

but in this colour...

...and way to short.

Ah well, at least it's made of a nice material and I still got a nice purse and some headbands
See! Who says I don't look on the brightside of life:

Hehe, I love that movie! And this has just turned into a post with lots of movies and images so I might as well post some more:

Yeah...my parents have a lot to answer for since it was them who showed me that in the first place.
Anyway moving swiftly on...

Another thing I ment to write about was...
GoodSearch (http://www.goodsearch.com/)
Basically you chose a charity and everytime you search for something it donates aproximently 1.3 ¢ to charity. Which dosen't sound like a lot but if 500  people use the search bar 4 times a day they'd raise roughly $7300 dollars. You can also get loads of discounts at stores and stuff but I won't go into that.  Naturally, I had to choose The Office of Letter's and Light (the guys who run the Screnzy and NaNoWriMo) but there are loads of charities to pick from. So, yeah go make GoodSearch your new homepage. And man alive, this sounds like an advert...

Haha..."advert" begins with "a" and you know what else begins with "a"?
"Alphabet"
And talking about letters and the alphabet....

  

Which leads us onto...

Yeah I think this post is pretty much over with....
I've completly forgotten the other things I ment to write about. Ah well.

I'll just finish off with some fanfiction news so this post actually has an excuse to exist.

FF Update:
Banana Wars:
Chapter 4, posted. Chapter 5, halfway finished.
New Sydney: Chapter 16, posted.
Thanks for the Memories: Chapter 26,  posted.
Follow your Heart:  Chapter 11 posted, And I've got about 10 pages of solid notes which need to be magiclly transfomed into a legiable story.
Other: Still in my head.

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Wednesday, March 4th 2009

8:16 AM

Hello Little Peoples!

  • Mood: - Just ask Emma about Science
  • Music: Amy Grant
  • Reading: Memnoch the Devil / Superior Saturday / The Other Bolyen Girl

Ohhhh I have a lot of nothings to say such as:

WHERE IS MY SANDWITCH!!!!

Okay now that is out of my system I will get to the most important thingss first: BLACKHEART was just so COOL!!!!!!!!!! I won't write much about it incase anyones decides to read it (or is reading it as I type in the case of Emma). But yeah some bits made me laugh so much...! I don't even know if they were suppost to be funny but they were great anyway! And of course one thing I like about the series is that the Villians are really cool (Lola rocks...she remides me of myself and Emma agrees...besides the whole bathing in blood thing )

Another thing I wanted to talk about was school....mainly:

  • GCSEs: Sooooooo boooorrrinnnng...Had to maths exams on Monday (and I was suppost to get an A* but on the mock we did you needed 48/50 and I've alreadly lost AT LEAST 4 marks, and my teacher said if I get anything less than an A she'll be "very disappointed" so no pressure or anything....
    I've also got a mock English tomorrow and 4(!) science exams on Friday.
  • Child Development: Honestly when you take child development you lose ALL scene of shame. *see next point* but anyway in class we needed to write a leaflet on "Looking after your child's teeth" and on the leaflet we had to include a short story, poem or song for a 2 year old about brushing their teeth....So naturally I wrote one about vampires.
  • English: Like I mentioned before Child Development makes you lose all scene of shame but it was in English I actually put this into practice. As part of are Speaking & Listening mark we had to giver a speech about anything, So I choose to do greek gods. Now anyone who knows me knows I'm VERY lazy so I decided to make the speech up on the spot...which is fine since I know a good amount about the topic...but anyway I managed to say this without thinking twice about it: "...and they cut off his testicles..." I was fine with it but it was funny because my teacher started scirming at that…and then of course we had parents evening that night…
  • Parents Evening: Parents evening was pretty good. My parents got to meet (almost) all my teachers. The good thing about this is that My teachers (and classmates) haven't yet realised the depths of my insanity to them I'm just a smart, polite girl who's just a little bit to quiet (Warning to the Wise: it's always the quiet ones)...We basiclly just went round hearing nice things like...Exept of course Miss D.
    She didn't really say anything bad...but once again she "only just realised I was Jon's sister" (she realises this every lesson, btw) then she started talking about "Jon's fanclub of older girls" and flirting with my dad and saying I MUST  stay after school to do revision beacuse the exams were coming up (in May/June...considering I had a differnt exam the next week)and none of the other subjcts really mattered. Then she went on to say how much everyone hates RE and I'm to quiet and I need to revise and blah blah blach
    But yeah I don't think she actaully knows who I am:
    (1) She didn't even no Megan's name
    (2) She forgot what yeargroup we were WHILE teaching us
    (3) "Oh, so your Jon's sister..."
    (4) "She's really quiet" (Haha, not in her lesson I sit by Meg, Hannah and Emma and we just talk throughout the whole lesson)
    I was telling my mom about her and she started saying, "I bet when she looks in the mirror and goes 'who are you?' why are you copying me? stop it! why do you do everthing i do?'

Yeah anyway moving on....I'm now:

AN UNOFFICIALLY PUBLISHED AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woo! See my Mom's a photographer (http://corin23.deviantart.com/gallery/) and the gallery she had her work in sent her a letter asking if she's write a few paragraphs about what inspired her to take photographs. Which roughly translates to: "Heather, go write about why I like flowers"
And I pretty much said "Can I write it later; when do you need it for"
And her answer was, "Two hours ago"
So yeah I wrote that by just making up a bunch of junk about how "a flower catches my eye it is because that flower is diverse. Just like a human being, every flower in uniquely different. If you want a more specific answer, than I’d have to say it would be the variance of tones, shape and texture that particularly stand out. I take close-ups of the flower; the angle, zoom and lighting changing to enhance the particular flower’s individual characteristics. It is often at this point I am simply reminded how fragile life really is. When observing the flower that closely you come to appreciate it’s true beauty, the beauty of life its self. "
Yeah it was horrible but it still got sent because when i tried asking my mom about what inspired her she started quoting Lord of the Rings ("A flower is really fragile..life life standing on the edge of a knife one stray step and the fellowship will fail" and "My precious")
But yeah it somehow ended up that now me and my mom are going to do a collaberation together where she takes pictures and I write poety to go with the picture to incresses sales and whatnot.

Anyway, I finished Tale of the Body Thief!!!!!!!! Now I'm reading Memnoch the Devil!!!!! One thing I'm kind of annoyed with though is I know a few things about this book and the next one: Includding that 2 of the best characters go off and kill themselves!!!!!!!! Only I haven't got that far in the book so everytime someone memtions them I'm like "noooo....!"

Yeah anyway, speaking of books: I also ment to explain about Skylark's character meme on;y now I've forgotte what about it I was supoost to explain the only thing I could remember I was suppost to say was the fact that I'm now going to post most things like that here.

Othernews:
Been workig on Follow Your Heart
Going to Paris in APRIL and AUGUST
Have stupid cheerleading competition next tuesday
My cousins dad died.

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Saturday, February 28th 2009

7:07 AM

Vampirates: Blackheart

  • Mood: Vampirates!!!
  • Music: Vampirates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Reading: VAMPIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOO! JUST FINISHED READING

BLACKHEART!

IT CAME OUT EARLY ANDI IT WAS     AWESOME!!!
I'll have to write more about it later but at the momnet I'm to hyped up

Shortest post ever.....

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